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Friday, June 23, 2006

Are You McHungary?


My Brother lives in Hungary now, where he is in the property development game. I'm sure a blog is in the way for him also, however, I would like to quote from an email he sent regarding the 'little differences' when ordering your trusty burger out there....

To those of you who would venture forth to this gentle land, fair warning is due to parry indelicacies that may arise from time to time, owing to certain linguistic coincidences.

The word in Hungarian for cheese is here pronounced shite, admittedly with a slight extra emphasis on the “i” sound. This unlucky sleight of chance may precipitate unwelcome awkwardness in ordinary social situations, but nowhere is hilarity more guaranteed than your bog-standard trip to Mickey Dees.

You see, this is the only place on the planet where its completely orthodox to walk into McDonalds, set your facial features to “perfectly serious”, and ask politely for a “s-h-i-t-e-b-u-r-g-e-r”. Your trustee Mc Purveyor will not so much as flinch; no raised eyebrow, no bellowing for security, no grave warnings about mockery of the hallowed name etc. The more likely response will be the equivalent of; “yawl wan’ fries with that”, or an offer to “super-size” you.


Whether the appellation “Mc Shiteburger” works best as Truth or Metaphor, THIS REPORTER will leave to the judgement of the esteemed reader. The only dissimilating grace in this cruelly ironic twist is that “cheese”, in written Hungarian, appears as “s-a-j-t”, a spelling not even James Joyce himself would discern. If nothing else, the earnest traveller is afforded a unique opportunity to practice the delicate arts of sang-froid in the most trying of circumstances. Consider yourselves forewarned!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Road Trip Madness 2005.

Herein lies a video tale of Myself and Bununus taking a Road Trip to Cork, as it became the City of Culture in 2005.
Can't really make any promises, bit of fun and what have you. May cause confusion.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Bit More...

I am a 30-something Irishman fending for myself in this world armed with little more than some production skills, particularily in the areas of music and video, and have been, in previous incarnations, involved with various bands and what have you.

Feel free to look at the company and band site, www.army-of-id.com

Hello and Welcome

Welcome to the army of id blogspot.



My name is Qube and I want to use this space to say a bit about what we do in our production company, and hopefully keep you diverted with some tunes and video from the back burner while you're here.